Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Buttons

I hate the cap lock button. I'll be typing a letter and look up and realize that at some point I hit the damn thing and half my letter is in capitols. I hate that. I also hate the way they arrange the damn letters on these keypads. Growing up they said it was set up this way so the letters you use most are closest, but that's a damn lie! If that were true you would have a finger on the letter E, the most used letter in the english language! The real reason it was designed this way was marketing. They would show off how fast and useful it was by typing quickly the longest word you can make with the top row, TYPEWRITER! And also what the hell is the point of having 2 ctrl and alt buttons? I realize shift is there twice for right or left handed people, but what the hell's up with ctrl and alt? Someday someone needs to design a typewriter that makes sense. AND PUT THE DAMN CAP LOCK BUTTON OUT OF THE WAY!

3 Voices In The Darkness:

Blogger BM, The Necessary Movement Screams...

once I ate a button and it tasted like a grape

3:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous Screams...

Babushka,
You know I have heard you talk about this on more than one occation and I am starting to think that you should invent a better keyboard.
You can do it, I have faith in you!
Why is the alt and ctrl on both sides, I don't get it, I think they served more of a purpose at one time, like when they where on typerwriters. Now that computers have evolved I don't think they have much uses.

2:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous Screams...

But I adore my BUTTONS!

2:30 PM  

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