Tuesday, October 16, 2007

How did I get here?

So I've been trying to figure out how someone who hates driving and dislikes dealing with people and really hates New Haven ended up being an escort driver for Yale University. So I've decided to take a quick walk back through the years and see exactly how I got where I am. Here goes:

1973- Born.

1977- Met my Bro first day of Nursery School.

1979- Got into first fight.

1980- Moved to Northford.

1985- Begin collecting comic books.

1986- Oldest sister clocks me in crotch with aluminum Baseball bat. Partially sterile from this.

1987- Met first girlfriend (Meesha).

1988- First girlfriend commits suicide. Another friend, Tunes, is beaten to death by her boyfriend. I stop hanging out in New Haven after the 2 funerals.

1989- Met the Demons older sister. Discovery of ulcer.

1990- Met the Demon. Got stabbed in knee.

1991- Graduated High School. Went 'away' for summer. Began College. Got job at comic store.

1992- Got license. Met Lil Sis. Demon moves away.

1993- Left comic book store. Start working heating & Air conditioning. Began dating second girlfriend (Isis). Lost virginity (while Meesha and I did some stuff, we never took that major step before she died.). Moved to Middletown. Demon moves back. Done with collage.

1994- Screw up back. Stop working Heating & Air conditioning.

1995- Broke up with Girlfriend. Move home. Demon leaves life again. Bro Moves to bOregon. Become Uncle for first time.

1996- Nana's Funeral. Began dating third girlfriend (Rie-Rie). Start job at Fire Alarm factory. Ribs broken by baseball bat.

1997- Demon returns.

1998- Break up with girlfriend. Loose job at factory. Demon leaves again. Aunt Sarge's Funeral.

2000- Began relationship with engaged friend (Heaven).

2001- Start retail slave job. Friend gets married, relationship ends. Begin dating Babushka.

2002- Switch retail job. Grandpa Funeral. Aunt Purple's Funeral.

2003- Break up with Babushka. Demon returns.

2004- Demon leaves. Switch retail slave job. Aunt Newfie's Funeral.

2005- Begin dating Babushka again.

2006- Leave retail. Out of work for most of year. Nanies Funeral. Aunt Moe's Funeral. Big Bob's Funeral. Bro moves home for 6 months, then back to bOregon. Meet up with Poet again.

2007- Get job at Yale thanks to Poet and his Dad. Moved to North Haven. Babushka graduates college. Propose to Babushka.

2008- Hurt back badly. Told will have back problems for rest of life. Almost fired from Yale because of all this. Make full position at Yale, get benefits and time-off. Planning wedding.

2009- Move into own place in Northford. Babushka moves in with me. Get married in June. Spend 2 weeks on Honeymoon. Change postion at work. Lil Sis moves to Florida.

2010- Cassie's Funeral. Mom's cancers back. DBM gets married. Sealie pregnant again. Quad L and Mathman get married.

Ok, so it doesn't explain how I got where I am, but I ran with the idea anyways. As usual names have been changed to protect the guilty. I'm sure I'm missing all sorts of stuff, like when I met most of my long time friends, but my memory is failling as I grow old and somethings are just beyond my ability to remember. I was going to add all the wedding and births as well, but then this would get rediculously long. I also only put when the Demon came and went, rather than listing her as a girlfriend at any point. I also skiped Jinx, my girlfriend of one week (seemed kind of pointless to include). Still, it lets me look at things and know just how much time has passed since they happened, and will be a big help when I finally organize my huge amount of photos in my nightstand. Hope you all enjoyed.


7 Voices In The Darkness:

Blogger Mia Screams...

Wow...quite the life. Say you're not a baseball fan.

9:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous Screams...

love the timeline. I think I will do one for Pavlova.

9:53 PM  
Blogger Rex Venom Screams...

Cool! Good memory, too! I think I have sadly forgotten most of the things and people that mattered. I mean, I remeber then when I think about it, I guess. But that is not the same thing.
Wish I knew a Demon. hehee
Rock on!

10:03 PM  
Blogger Burfica Screams...

okay maybe I'm sick, but I wanna know about the crotch blow. hehehehe

3:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous Screams...

I think you should write a novel about all your experiences!

4:58 PM  
Blogger hellophotokitty Screams...

Here here!! I'll be lining up at the book signing!

3:31 AM  
Blogger Alekx Screams...

....and the knee stabbing

8:53 AM  

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