Call me Ishmael, Damn you!

He didn't know which he dreaded more and thought again of Ismael, Ishmael rambling through the streets of Bedford, Massachusettes, stinking more of madness than whale oil, finally grabing some unlucky passerby and screaming Listen! I'm the only f*cking one left to tell you and so you better listen, damn you! You better listen if you don't want to be using this harpoon as a f*cking supository! I got a tale to tell, it's about this white f*cking whale and YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN!

Stephen King 'Tommyknockers'