Where is Home?

been trying to talk my Bro (and his bro and commonlaw wife) into moving back this way. I'll try every sneaky trick in the book. I remind him all the time that all his family and good friends are here (he always complains he has no real friends out there). I take him out for good italian food (bOregon's idea of a good pizza is Pizza Hut). I make fun of bOregon (I tell him your not allowed to move there. It's a penal colony. If you commit a crime you can be sentenced to 5 years living in bOregon.). i'm doing everything I can. They complain there low on money, well you can be low on money here too. I know why he moved out there, but the situation has changed in the last 9 years since he left. It's time for him to come Home. They may live in bOregon, but thier heart and home is here.