Arrogant Worms "I Am Cow'
I am Com
Hear me Moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the BBQ
Yougert, Curd, Cream cheese and Butters
Made with liquid from my udder
I am Cow I am Cow
Hear me Moo
I am Cow
I eat grass
Methane gas come out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am Cow I am Cow
I have gas
I am Cow
Here I stand
Far and wide across this land
And I am living everywhere
From B.C. to Newfoundland*
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am Cow I am Cow I am Cow
I am Cow I am Cow I am Cow
*B.C refers to the Canadian Provence (Similar to our States) of British Columbia wich is north of California. Newfoundland is North of Maine.
Hear me Moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the BBQ
Yougert, Curd, Cream cheese and Butters
Made with liquid from my udder
I am Cow I am Cow
Hear me Moo
I am Cow
I eat grass
Methane gas come out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am Cow I am Cow
I have gas
I am Cow
Here I stand
Far and wide across this land
And I am living everywhere
From B.C. to Newfoundland*
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am Cow I am Cow I am Cow
I am Cow I am Cow I am Cow
*B.C refers to the Canadian Provence (Similar to our States) of British Columbia wich is north of California. Newfoundland is North of Maine.
These Echoes In The Silence Brought To You By Azathoth100 at 5:46 PM
Those are some great lyrics!! moo!
Babushka,
That song makes me crack up.
It is such a great song, and is almost as funny to read. Smiles....
I think you should submit to Cake, they would do a great job singing it!! Groovy poem!! Very creative!