I Have Been Tagged

I have been tagged by Gama
The object of this exercise is simple. Pick five from the list and complete the phrase. Feel free to add additional occupations after you’ve done yours. Pass it on to others.

The List:
If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer
If I could be a musician
If I could be a doctor
If I could be a painter
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a missionary
If I could be a chef
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a psychologist
If I could be a librarian
If I could be an athlete
If I could be a lawyer
If I could be an innkeeper
If I could be a professor
If I could be a writer
If I could be a llama-ride
If I could be a bonnie pirate
If I could be a servicemember
If I could be a business owner
If I could be an actor
If I could be an agent
If I could be video game designer
If I could be a comic book artist
If I could be a hooker
If I could be a crack addict
If I could be a porn star
If I could be a mime
If I could be a domestic engineer
If I could be a chimney sweep
If I could be a masseuse
If I could be a taxi driver
If I could be a priest
If I could be the Sherrif Of Nottingham
If I could be a dancer
If I could be Santa Claus
If I could be on a reality TV show
If I could be a magician
If I could be a railroader
If I could be an Artist
If I could be a Trainer

Here are my answers:

If I could be a Writer: I'd fill in the gap of best horror writer now that Steven King has retired. I'd write stuff that would make people afraid to go to sleep.

If I could be a Psychiatrist: I'd try and figure out what the hell is wrong with people. There are just too many screwed up people in the world and there has to be a reason dammit! I'd study them and try old world stuff, like lobotomys and torture!

If I could be a Scientist: I'd invent a time machine so I could go back and fix all the dumb mistakes I've made in my life. I'd also go back and relive all the great sex I've had. That might take up a lot of time. Hehehehehe.

If I could be an Architect: I'd build my own house, with secret rooms and secret passages and hidden sliding doors and one way mirrors and a subbasement and stained glass windows and a large old world library and big fireplaces and central air (Ok some modern stuff) and trap doors and allsorts of wierd and strange stuff like that.

If I could be Santa Clause: I'd change the rules and give all the Bad kids gifts like Slingshots and .22 rifles. All the good kids would get socks and underware. And I'd give all the cute bad women a gift too, Hehehehe.

Ok, so Now I get to tag 3 people and I choose:

( Seffy )( The Creeping Unknown ) and (Bookend)