Surreal Life

Ok, so here it is a rainy Tuesday and I'm bored as all hell at work. I mean like old people sex slow. My co-worker is in the back goofing off and I'm at the desk reading (aka goofing off).
So in walk these 3 young ladies, of the late teen/early twenty variety. One blonde with a nose ring and two brunettes. The blonde says she looking for a ring to go with her piercing. I look closer and it's a gold ball type so I show her to our gold section. She choose a nice ring and puts it on. She then says she needs to see how they look together so I bring a mirror over. She then proceeds to lift her shirt up and whip her tit out of it's bra so she can hold the ring next to her nipple piercing. Thankfully due to certain friends of mine I've had a lot of practice taking wierd stuff in stride so I just stand there trying not to stare while she asks her friends how they look. One of the brunettes takes hold of the blonde's hand and her boob and says that it's not quite a match. So she puts her tit away, lowers her shirt and asks if we have any other ones. I tell her just what she sees and she thanks me and they all leave.
My co-worker comes out a moment later to see what the hell I'm laughing about. I couldn't quite bring myself to tell her. I mean talk about a "how the hell do I explain this one" moment. I almost feel like a pervert. Almost. Just a touch of the surreal to liven up a dull day.