From Round Table: Definition of "Crazy Monkey Sex"

Definition:
Crazy Monkey Sex-
Bed has moved at least 3 feet in either direction from origional position.
Both parties are covered in sweat and other bodily fluids.
Eyes are crossed.
Woman has hickeys on neck, nipples, and inner thieghs.
Cannot feel her legs.
Man has nail scratches on back and bite marks on shoulders.
Is drained so dry unable to even pee.
At least one pillow ripped.
All undergarments missing or torn beyond recognition.
Sheets need to be washed.
Rug must be shampooed.
Walls and ceiling need spackle and paint.
Neighbor has called police about noise.
Night stand knocked over.
Bed support board cracked.
Stuffed animal that had been on the bed until thrown out of the way is having a cigarette.
God, whether believed in or not, has been called upon numorously.
Unfortunatly, if he did check in he left the room blushing.