The Funniest Phone Call I've Ever Heard (My memories and stuff)

This one comes from back before I worked for Florshiem shoes. My then friend Goombah was the boss of the store and one of his employess left a message on his machine one night that he kept on there for over a year just because of how it sounded. I got the pleasure of hearing it and still have to laugh when I think of it today. Pictur the following being spoken by a frantic 6'5" 37 year old with a nasal voice: (fro the sake of the call Goombah's name will be shown as K... and the employees as J...)

"Eh K.., it's J... at the store. Umm... the computers not working K... and I don't know what to do. Um.. it's starting to smoke K..., there's smoke coming out of the computer K..., there's smoke everywhere, um.. lots of it,. Uh K... I can see flames inside the computer K..., the computers on fire, I don't know what to do. K... what should I do? The computers on fire, um.. wait...Theres the plug...I'm unplugging the computer, Um.. the fires going down....uh, um the fires out the smoke is starting to stop...um....um. K... this is J... at the store, the computers broke. Call me when you can."