Let He Who Has Understanding Reckon The Number Of The Beast
666 = number of the Beast
665 = older brother of the Beast
660 = approximate number of the Beast
670 = rounded up number of the Beast
66600 = zip code of the Beast
1/666 = common denominator of the Beast
DCLXVI = Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 = Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 = Number of the Millibeast
(-666) ^ (1/2) = Imaginary number of the Beast
6.66 e3 = Floating point Beast
1010011010 = Binary of the Beast
6, uh . . . what was that number again? = Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666 = Area code of the Beast
00666 = Zip code of the Beast's summer home
666mph = The speed limit of the Beast
$665.95 = Retail price of the Beast
$705.91 = Price of the Beast plus 6% state sales tax
$769.95 = Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 = Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 = Next week's Walmart Rollback price of the Beast
Phillips 666 = Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 = Way of the Beast
666 F = Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k = Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg = Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66 % = 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
$666/hr = Beast's lawyer's billing rate
Lotus 6-6-6 = Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 = Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 = CPU of the Beast
665.9997856 = The Number of the Beast on a Pentium
666i = BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) = Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
1232 Octal, Apt. 29A = Beast's hexed address
668 = neighbor of the Beast
333 = The semi-Christ
I openly admit I stole this from EFFXB's site. But it was just way too funny not to swipe. When I hit 0.666 the MilliBeast I had to get up and walk around till I stoped laughing enough to keep reading. Hope you all like it as much as I do.
Peace.
665 = older brother of the Beast
660 = approximate number of the Beast
670 = rounded up number of the Beast
66600 = zip code of the Beast
1/666 = common denominator of the Beast
DCLXVI = Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 = Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 = Number of the Millibeast
(-666) ^ (1/2) = Imaginary number of the Beast
6.66 e3 = Floating point Beast
1010011010 = Binary of the Beast
6, uh . . . what was that number again? = Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666 = Area code of the Beast
00666 = Zip code of the Beast's summer home
666mph = The speed limit of the Beast
$665.95 = Retail price of the Beast
$705.91 = Price of the Beast plus 6% state sales tax
$769.95 = Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 = Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 = Next week's Walmart Rollback price of the Beast
Phillips 666 = Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 = Way of the Beast
666 F = Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k = Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg = Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66 % = 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
$666/hr = Beast's lawyer's billing rate
Lotus 6-6-6 = Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 = Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 = CPU of the Beast
665.9997856 = The Number of the Beast on a Pentium
666i = BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) = Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
1232 Octal, Apt. 29A = Beast's hexed address
668 = neighbor of the Beast
333 = The semi-Christ
I openly admit I stole this from EFFXB's site. But it was just way too funny not to swipe. When I hit 0.666 the MilliBeast I had to get up and walk around till I stoped laughing enough to keep reading. Hope you all like it as much as I do.
Peace.
These Echoes In The Silence Brought To You By Azathoth100 at 1:48 AM
Oh AZA I laughed my ass off at this one. Im gonna show it to Troll~ette, she has this Aaron Donahue loving friend that will appriciate it alot....(dont know who Aaron Donohue is?? He is the leader of the Lucifarian movement and a remote viewer..yes I listen to too much Art Bell talk radio) ANYHOW...he will love this...The SEMI Christ....so totally sacriligous but OMG I laughed...Im going to hell anyhow...
Mom
Absolutely brilliant! The whole thing had me laughing out loud, but the ones that made me have to get up and wait for the hysterics to slow down was the retail price of the beast through the WalMart rollback prices... excellent!
oh my God, aza, this is SO hilarious!! Nonetheless, you, & all of us that rolled around laughing at it, are surely going to hell....but we'll have fun on the way!
OMG I got laughing so dang hard that I horked my pepsi out of my nose. *ahhhh burn burn*
6....uh
what was the post about again
I think I've messed myself
lol, lol, LOL!!!
Don't forget "Whatever number I can think of" derived by "whatever means I can concoct" leading to conclusion "you should buy my bumperstickers."
That was my favorite. But, I sold out of the bumperstickers.
I'm still mad at my mom about that.
I was literally snorting out loud when I got to the part about the temperature for roast beast...
Yeah thanks for the mountain dew outta the nose...funny stuff!
Heehheehhhaahhhahha :) Sorry I'm so late catching up on posts, this one is great though, tooooooo too funny