Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Just a Public Service Announcment by a founding member of Monty Python

The FCC Song
by Eric Idle

Here's a little number I wrote the other day while out duck hunting with a judge, QUACK

Fuck you very much the FCC
Fuck you very much for fining me
Five thousand bucks a fuck
so I'm really out of luck
Thats more than Heidi Fliess was charging me.

So fuck you very much the FCC
For proving that free speech just isn't free
Clear Channel's a dear channel
so Howard Stern must go
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so
He's charging twice as much
as all the drugs for Rush Limbo
so Fuck you all so very much

So fuck you very much dear Mr. Bush
for heroically sitting on your tush
For Halli Burton, Enron,
all the companies who fail
Lets send them a clear signal
and stick Martha straight in jail
She's an uppity rich bitch, but at least she isn't male
So fuck you all so very much

So fuck you dickhead Mr. Cheney too.
Fuck you and fuck everything you do.
Your pace maker must be fake
You haven't got a heart
As far as I'm concerned your just a pasty faced old fart
And as for Condolezza she an intellectual tart
So fuck you all so very much

So fuck you very much the EPA
For giving all Alaska's oil away
It really is a bummer
When I can't fill my Hummer
The ozone a no go zone now that Arnold's here to say
The nuclear winter games
are going to take place in LA
So fuck you all so very much

So what the planet fails
Lets save the great white males
And fuck you all so very much

QUACK

6 Voices In The Darkness:

Blogger rebekah Screams...

i can't get anybody else that i know to watch monty python with me

this was a much needed giggle :)

12:21 AM  
Blogger Libby Screams...

wow, pretty good!

12:32 PM  
Blogger Julie Screams...

That's hilarious.. I just love them! Thanks for posting that, I needed a good laugh. You are a sweetie.

9:38 PM  
Blogger MomThatsNuts Screams...

Monty Python rocks my socks off....

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate.......

Mom

10:01 PM  
Blogger gundum_shenlong Screams...

Hey, just wanted to say laura left me for the other guy. I wrote a blog about it. I guess i'll talk to u later.

7:47 PM  
Blogger Dorko Screams...

takes a deep breath...

Well, now - what else can one say to a posting master piece such as this but:

"Fuckin' A, man!"

;)

10:47 PM  

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