Thursday, August 30, 2007

I never could wait...

She said Yes.

For Cthulhu's sake, your just NOT funny!

Why is it that early morning radio sucks so bad? Every channel is filled with inane hosts who seem to believe that they are just the funny group of people know to mankind? All the sophmoric humor, the phony crank calls, they pointless jokes and one liners, the toilet humor and unamusing stories. I just get so sick of all of them and thier crap. I blame Howard Stern for this wave of bad imitators, while he could at least raise a smile once and a while he began a trend of wanna be comedians on talk radio. I listen to the radio either for music or news, not to hear folks who idea of humor is trying desperatly to make fun of the celebrity of the week. Just shut up and play some songs so I don't have to listen to your pointless pratter. They're just not funny, they make me sick. Alwys some guy and girl combo forcing laughter as if anyone cares about what they're going on and on about. Ug, thank (insert diety of your choice) for Cd players and Ipods and Mp3's.

Monday, August 27, 2007


6 Days till change happens. I'm kind of nervous, I'm not a big fan of change in my life, but keep your fingers crossed for me ok?

Wednesday, August 22, 2007


Holy Shit.
Now I'm not usually one to swear here in blogland, but this morning I thought I was getting fired. Leave it to me to find a great job: the type that pays well but could be done by a trained monkey, is actually fun, and nobody seems to get in trouble for anything; and then do maybe the one mistake that they would let you go for. I lost a set of keys to one of the buildings. I went into full panic mode for about an hour, spent all that time either searching or talking to the boss, and feeling like the world's biggest moron. Fortunatly for me the driver who uses my vehicle once I'm off the road (I drive for transit most of the night.) found the keys under the passenger side seat. How the heck they got from my left pocket to under the passenger seat is beyond me, but I so owe that man a case of beer.
So other than that life is good, and barring anymore boneheaded screw-ups it's should stay that way for now.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Simple pleasures

I'm so happy! I found a little bar/restaurant just down the street that makes some AWSOME Buffalo Tenders! I so love them. And the place delivers! Oh, yeah. I'm gonna abuse this place. Ok, so maybe the move wasn't all that bad after all.

Music suggestion for the day:
Colbie Caillat-Bubbly

Wednesday, August 15, 2007


Why do my dreams haunt me so? They drive me from sleep and leave me empty inside. People, places, and things long gone. Alive only in my mind and memory. Ghost of those long dead or just gone from my life, spirits of things that once were but now arn't. Voices, whispering in the dark of my room. Shadows that lack substance yet seem to solidify before my closed eyes. I juth wto...I Jush watoo..

Why does my mind continue to drive me from rest? I just want to lie down, close my eyes and accept oblivion. No visions. Just silence and darkness, forever.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

From Round Table: Definition of "Crazy Monkey Sex"

Crazy Monkey Sex-
Bed has moved at least 3 feet in either direction from origional position.
Both parties are covered in sweat and other bodily fluids.
Eyes are crossed.
Woman has hickeys on neck, nipples, and inner thieghs.
Cannot feel her legs.
Man has nail scratches on back and bite marks on shoulders.
Is drained so dry unable to even pee.
At least one pillow ripped.
All undergarments missing or torn beyond recognition.
Sheets need to be washed.
Rug must be shampooed.
Walls and ceiling need spackle and paint.
Neighbor has called police about noise.
Night stand knocked over.
Bed support board cracked.
Stuffed animal that had been on the bed until thrown out of the way is having a cigarette.
God, whether believed in or not, has been called upon numorously.
Unfortunatly, if he did check in he left the room blushing.

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Pet Peeves

I really hate when my work screws up my check. I sould have gotten a little over $600 due to the overtime last week. Instead my check is for just above $500. Now, I know I'll get the money, hopefully in next weeks paycheck, but I could have used it this week since I didn't get a paycheck last week due to vacation. Also, by adding it to next week, on top of the overtime I'm doing for that check, will put me in the next tax bracket, so I'll lose more to taxes than I should.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007


I'm sitting here at work on the comp. There are just no calls tonight and so I'm insanely bored. Unlike some of my co-workers I prefer when we're somewhat busy, it makes the night go so much quicker. I'm also tired from the overtime I've been working. Staying late the last few days and working through my days off just leaves me ready to fall over.
In good news Babushka sneaked over yesterday, so I actually got to cuddle for a while. Never underestimate the healing qualities of cuddling.
I'm setting up, or at least trying to, visiting times with friends for next week once I get a paycheck under my belt and can actually go somewhere other than work. Having no life and no money doesn't help with the bordem of my life this week.
the good thing is that with the folks away the evil bitch sister hasn't tried to call the house. Normally she calls about 3-4 times a day tring to get ahold of my Mum, but with them in Canada she seems to understand that I'd rather see her dead than talk to her. If she bumps off before they come back I'm going to tell the state to just drop her in a pit and not bother me with this crap. Have you ever had someone that you just truly wished was dead?
Anyways, I'm off to continue reading (currently reading Terry Pratchett's the Science of Discworld, an amusing book that both tells a funny story and explains some serious advanced science.). Hope everyone is doing good, Peace.

Friday, August 03, 2007

100 Best Movie Quotes? I beg to differ....

This was a post I orgionally did over at the Round Table, but felt like giving the qustion to all of you over here too. First, check out the link.

The list that you'll see if you follow the above link is AFI's 100 best movie quotes of all time. While I do admit that they are good quotes, I think they missed some.
So here's my list of quotes that should have been added to the list.:

Princess Bride: My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Pulp fiction: No, I'm pretty fucking far from OK
Willy Wanka and the Chocolate Factory: Wait, take that, reverse it, thank you.
13th Warrior: Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.
Aliens: That's it, man. Game over, man! Game over!
Apocalypse Now: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Army of Darkness: Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick!
Bachlor Party: I think you're an asshole. No, no, let me correct that, an immature asshole. Which is fine, except that you're marrying my daughter and I'm afraid that my grandchildren are gonna be little assholes.
Better Off Dead: Go that way, really fast; if something gets in your way . . . turn./[I]'m real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky./Two Dollars.
Big Labowski: You're not wrong, Walter! You're just an a**hole!
Blazing Saddles: Mongo only pawn in game of life.
Christmas Story: You'll shoot your eye out!
Die Hard: You asked for miracles, Theo. I give you the F.B.I.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Fish Called Wanda: to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you! I've worn dresses with higher I.Q.s!
Ghostbusters: We came. We saw. We kicked its ass!
Last Dragon: Who's the Master? Sho'Nuff
Mad Max, Beyond Thunderdome: Two men enter, one man leaves.
Stripes: There's something wrong with us! Something very, very wrong with us! Something seriously wrong with us! We're soldiers, but we're American soldiers! We've been kicking ass for 200 years! We're 10-and-1!
2010: I don't know if Hal is homicidal, suicidal, neurotic, psychotic, or just plain broken.
Jaws: You're gonna need a bigger boat./ Anti-shark cage. You go inside the cage? Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark. Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again./
Finding Nemo: I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy.
Batman: I've been dead once already, it's very liberating. You might think of it as therapy.

Thats all I can think of right now.
So what would be your favorites that they didn't put on the list?

A little stuff of stuff

So my folks are off to Canada for 2 weeks, which leaves me alone at home. Unfortunatly Babushka will be working most of it so I don't get to see her much for the 2 weeks. Still at least the house will be quiet for a while.
The overtime at work sucks, but I need the money. We've had break ins at a few of the collages, so we have to patrol them. Which isn't bad, except if your out of shape and not used to walking for 8 hours straight. My legs hate me right now.
I still haven't unpacked from the trip. I hate unpacking. I figure as I need things I'll wear them then wash them and then put them away.
I've got almost no money and I don't get paid till next Thursday. This is going to be an interesting week for me. At least theres plenty of food here. But gas may become a problem at some point.
To answer Dreams comment, yes I did like Blaze. It is a litttle like The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon, but I liked that too so maybe you shouldn't go by my answer.
Hope everyone's doing good.

Wednesday, August 01, 2007


I missed a new Steven King story! Aparently July's issue of Esquire Magazine (which came out June 15) had a short story writen by King in it! I didn't even know about it! Arrgg! Now I've got to go hit a bunch of magazine stores and see if any of them have a month old copy of Esquire sitting around! Dang it!
Yeah, I'm taking it hard, but since the next King book dosen't hit shelves till January and I finished his last one Blaze while in Canada I have nothing new to read right now, which to me justifies me being upset about missing this one.
I even finished the newest by Clive Cussler (another of my favorite writers.). These people need to start writing faster!